Fucking, fuck, FUCK!

And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good — Peter Jackson, probably (via oakenwitch)

(via thebabyshitter)

theomeganerd:

The Witcher - Yennefer Cosplay

by Eve Beauregard

DAO Origins

  • Human Noble: Tim Curry killed my parents
  • Magi: Cullen literally runs away from getting laid
  • Dalish Elf: How much do you want to bet I'm going to regret this later
  • City Elf: Maybe it's not really the best day for a wedding
  • Dwarf Noble: The shield is a metaphor, it's in all of us
  • Dwarf Commoner: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Natasha was the only one in the avengers who couldn’t play an instrument. everyone had just assumed she would play one because of how she knew pretty much everything to do with anything. she had never really thought about learning one until Tony joking mentioned turning the avengers into a band. Nat knew the likely hood of that happening was slim at best but she still took some time out of every day she wasn’t on a mission to practice on the cheap keyboard she had bought from a thrift store. Clint was the first to find out but didn’t mention it until christmas when they all clubbed in to by her a small piano for her apartment. Nat turned out to be a very talented composer and has released several of her own compositions under an alias she refuses to tell the avengers. there’s over $1000 dollars riding on who finds her music first. 

Natasha was the only one in the avengers who couldn’t play an instrument. everyone had just assumed she would play one because of how she knew pretty much everything to do with anything. she had never really thought about learning one until Tony joking mentioned turning the avengers into a band. Nat knew the likely hood of that happening was slim at best but she still took some time out of every day she wasn’t on a mission to practice on the cheap keyboard she had bought from a thrift store. Clint was the first to find out but didn’t mention it until christmas when they all clubbed in to by her a small piano for her apartment. Nat turned out to be a very talented composer and has released several of her own compositions under an alias she refuses to tell the avengers. there’s over $1000 dollars riding on who finds her music first. 

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

No it doesn’t. I have two huge responsibilities that walk, talk and call me daddy yet I can still have fun.

(via miss-love)

xombiedirge:

Little Cogs of War by Joey Spiotto / Blog / Store
Part of the “Storytime" art show, opening  August 1st, 2014, at Gallery1988 / Tumblr.

xombiedirge:

Little Cogs of War by Joey Spiotto / Blog / Store

Part of the “Storytime" art show, opening  August 1st, 2014, at Gallery1988 / Tumblr.

mystery-bazaar:

Scotland

(via umsaywhat)

Outlast + Character Deaths

(via thecyanidevalentine)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(via thebabyshitter)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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The Daedric Princes of The Elder Scrolls Game: a brief summary

  • Azura: Prince of boring
  • Boethiah: Prince of gettin' shit done
  • Clavicus Vile: Prince of used car sales
  • Hermaeus Mora: Prince of BOOKS
  • Hircine: Prince of killing stupid deer
  • Jyggalag: Prince of DLC
  • Malacath: Prince of hipsterism
  • Mehrunes Dagon: Prince of being an asshole
  • Mephala: Prince of shit talking
  • Meridia: Prince of fundies
  • Molag Bal: Prince of 50 shades of grey
  • Namira: Prince of ugly
  • Nocturnal: Prince of smartasses
  • Peryite: Prince of being weak
  • Sanguine: Prince of drunk
  • Sheogorath: Prince of cheese
  • Vaermina: Prince of tired